@SJSchauer: being bisexual means i'm attracted to women AND keanu reeves.
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@thatUPSdude: "Eating Clean" means not leaving a scrap behind on your plate right? Then yes, I "eat clean".
@ShortSleeveSuit: [English class] Her: I’m never sure how to properly use a colon Me [trying to impress her]: *poops*
@ThatAdamKid: Me: The unstoppable march of time is what I fear most. Each year feels shorter than the last, and in no time at all I will be an old man on my deathbed, full of regret and impotent pleas for mercy. Also me: wtf you mean it's only Wednesday