@pittdave13: Being grown up is simply knowing that body wash is different from hand soap but the same as bar soap but shampoo is different from body wash and bar soap is not for your hair and we don’t put body wash or shampoo next to the sink or hand soap in the shower
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@brendohare: My girlfriend does not want to split the gallon of milk I smuggled into the movie theater for us 😔
@MsSkaarsgard: Me: Omg $6 for a pair or socks? That's bloody outrageous. Also me: $400 for my hair done? Sure, that sounds fine.
@jergarl: 1980: busy signal (I'm busy af) 1990: call waiting (hold on I'm busy af) 2017: voicemail (I declined your call to watch cat videos)