@poutinesmoothie: *bends over to pick a four leaf clover but gets struck by a falling ACME safe before doing so*
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@Thepinkparka: Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting. Until you realize you live alone.
@TheMichaelRock: Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read.
@weinerdog4life: Sex is a lot like Mario Kart, you go really fast, you throw some bananas, Wario is there.