@Shade510: Best thing for your hangover...me playing “My Heart Will Go On” for you on the kazoo.
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@d_duhwit: Enviromentalists:"How can we stop the rising oceans Me (understands displacement but not enviromentalism):"Pull all those big whales out.
@flashember: [Romeo and Juliet as turtles] ROMEO: Death hath sucked the honey of thy breath JULIET: I'm just stuck on my back R: we're turtles, Juliet
@Rollinintheseat: When you're talking to someone with no teeth, you find out teeth are also a retaining wall for spit.