@chrisdowning: Between toilet paper and forest fires, bears have a lot of responsibilities.
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@illuminatedwndr: I think global warming is real because you hardly see The Penguin on episodes of Batman anymore
@velvettusk: "Eat your dinner so that lamb didn't die for nothing" - will ensure you get your daughter's helping, too.
@LlamaInaTux: Diary, day 1: I'm in the gang, but the guys didn't want my mom to join Day 2: Friendship bracelets don't count as bling Day 3: They found my diary. I'm out of the gang