@chrisdowning: Between toilet paper and forest fires, bears have a lot of responsibilities.
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@ClichedOut: nurse *hands me a urine specimen cup* the bathroom's over there [5 minutes later] me: *gives her the empty cup* i didn't need this, there was a toilet
@SteveSuckington: "There's approximately a 50% chance there will be weather today." -meteorologists