What do people who work at The Weather Channel talk about in the elevator?
Billy where is your homework? “im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”
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Carpenter ants are bullshit, I left a whole box of ikea furniture here, all they did was carry off my watermelon and steal a picnic basket
Yeah avengers endgame was good but I found out my boyfriend is a movie clapper so at what cost
Wait…. she had the Royal baby, walked out and showed it to everyone, then went home?! I had fast food yesterday and couldn’t leave the couch.
I love how every airline is like “not to brag, but we actually clean the planes now.”
My dog is in a music video so needless to say he has accomplished more in life than I have.
I’m convinced that my wife took 9 years of education at 3 different colleges just to win all the arguments for the rest of my life.
“EVERYONE IS ENGAGED BUT YOU” – facebook
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because you like me
Cop: omg shut up I do not