@VerbsRProudest

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10: *reading card* Mama! Name 3 rappers! GO!

Me: Saran, aluminum foil, & cellophane! *beaming*

10: *laughing* OMG!

Me: What?

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@curlycomedy

Clue is a wonderful game that teaches children about murder.

@TheAndrewNadeau

You should absolutely look gift horses in the mouth. Troy literally burned bc they didn’t. I even check regular horses. Can’t be too careful

@o__0Dev

Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on. Boom, problem solved!

@junejuly12

Him: What are you doing tomorrow?

Me: I was thinking maybe a chocolate croissant for breakfast.

Him: *sighs*

Me: Oh, you mean between meals.

@chrissyteigen

John won’t let me go to dinner in my towel even thought it is my favorite outfit

@TheLieLamaa

The only person who listens to both sides of an argument, is the next door neighbour …

@mommajessiec

Me: *crying*

Tween: *crying*

Husband: I thought you two were doing math homework together.

Me: We are.

@MooseAllain

Bob: What happened to you?
Me: Run over by a truck
Bob: [runs over by a truck] ok, now tell me what happened to you