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@CakeThrottle: Bored? Sneak a dog into the movies and loudly explain the plot to the dog
@StrangerTings5: *Decision made
I was thinking of being narsysistic.
But I can't spell it.
So I'm going to be vein.
@michaelianblack: "God" not mentioned in Democratic platform means they don't worship God. "Money" mentioned eleven times in Republican platform.
@: ashley: hey
@NYC_Blonde: Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL
@ComedicBust: *Blind Date*
Her: Ask me anything..
Me: Do you know how to properly layer nachos?
Her: Are you seri..
Me: *flips table*