@CakeThrottle: Bored? Sneak a dog into the movies and loudly explain the plot to the dog
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@TheWoodenslurpy: Your secrets are safe with me because I literally won’t remember them. This also applies to your birthday. Your birthdays are safe with me.
@Brampersandon_: My dad could kick ur dads ass! Um have u seen my dad Hes a big guy huh? No really have u seen him? He left when I was 9 & never came back
@TheBoydP: Guys! I've learned the secret women use to find things. Women actually MOVE THINGS AROUND when looking for something on a cabinet shelf!
@astutenewf: My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark.