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@JoshuaHvr: Boss: "Are you texting?"
Me: "No, I'm Tweeting."
Boss: "What's the difference?"
Me: "Texting would imply that I have friends."

Boss: “Are you texting?”
Me: “No, I’m Tweeting.”
Boss: “What’s the difference?”
Me: “Texting would imply that I have friends.”

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