I cried during that sad part of Titanic, when Rose threw that beautiful diamond in the ocean.
Germany defeats Argentina… France surrenders.
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Me: I promise to cooperate in a peaceful transition of power.
Her: Just give me the phone charger already.
Parents: “Why don’t you come socialize with the family?” Me: *sits with family* *gets insulted by entire family* *goes back to bedroom*
God bless the hundreds of people doomsday prepping at Costco right now and still eating the little food samples sitting out for everyone to touch #coronavirus
Autocorrect will be the dress of me
“Are you asleep?” He risks his life by asking me.
Fortune cookie- You will have a successful TV show.
Me- How old is this cookie?!
My safe word is now just a dry cough.
You’d think Bowser would start locking the front door of his castle after the first time Mario just walked right in like he owned the joint.