@Home_Halfway: Bugs Bunny turns 75 today. Now when he says "What's up, Doc?" he's legitimately concerned.
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@Cpt_Burnout: Guy: "Do you have a lighter?" Me: "Yep" Guy: "You smoke?" Me: "No, you just never know when you're gonna need to light someone on fire."
@: *wife shakes me awake in the middle of the night* me: w-what happened wife: you were talking in your sleep. kept muttering goth this and goth that me: like what, specifically wife: like death is goth life and blackberries are goth raspberries me:[taking notes] oh these are good