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Been trying to get cash from my local ATM for a week but it keeps saying “insufficient funds.” You’d think they’d have refilled it by now.
The news reported a story about an angry woman, in a grocery store, that drop-kicked a cake.
Dear God, woman. Not the cake!
[looking at our kids baby photos]
me: ugh, this one came out real bad
wife: oh yeh, just get rid of it
me: ok. *shouting* TIMMY! PACK YOUR BAGS
*puts on winter boots*
*trudges through newly fallen legos*
6: that’s none of your business
4: it IS my business
6:
4: what does business mean
If someone tweets in the bathroom they are live streaming.
boss: why are you so late?
me: why are you so obsessed with me?
She died doing what she loved: Running for her life in the wrong direction.
sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder, should i just start reading it aloud
I don’t get marriage
Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive…you’re literally going that way anyway…just give me a ride.
i may not be the smartest person in the room. i may not be the most interesting, or the most successful person in the room. but i’m definitely in the room
Making snow angels but it’s just me rolling around in pizza cheese.
Me: HAIL SATAN!!
Her: What?
Me: I mean, your sister is on the phone.
Gollum is like, “actually this is my emotional support precious.”
Relationships are about compromise. I pretend she’s not watching a Gossip Girl boxset. She pretends I’m not digging her grave in the garden.
wow, another wooden ball. would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there.
Obviously, someone didn’t follow the instructions before assembling the cat…🐈🐾😅
A great tip. #CakeRex
You have to be careful making self deprecating jokes on twitter. Because you say something like “oh my gosh I’m so ugly!” And people are like “yes. But we love you!” 😂🤣
It’s a little bit tight did you keep the receipt?
Personal Trainer: No pain, no gain
Me: Deal
The Godfather: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
Mrs The Godfather: WHAT
[at a dive bar]
Friend: Look, I know you’re disappointed, but we should at least have one drink.
Me: *wearing flippers, a wetsuit and a snorkle* I’d like to leave, please.
Definition of Insomnia:
Finding a spider in your bedroom & when you leave for a second to get the spray & come back it’s gone
Quest givers are like: “That’s close enough, Stranger. One more step and you’re scagg meat. Why don’t you turn around and start walkin’? Or you could help me with a deeply personal problem.”
*Me presenting a life sized cardboard cutout of Keanu Reeves wearing a beret
Architecture Board: That’s not at all what “Neo-French” means…
The pic on Nextdoor of a swarm of bees on someone’s fence is wicked cool until you recognize the fence.
My college career succinctly summed up in a meme.
You can pour up to 12 bowls of salad in your sweats before they kick you out of the Olive Garden.