@: By age 35 you should have like 2 real friends both of whom live in other states and around 700 online friends with whom your relationship is so tenuous that a simple opinion about a comic book movie could end it instantly.
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@Bob_Lesh: For a cheap high after age 30, just squat down for a few minutes, then stand up really quickly.
@PFitzpa: Swarming gnats, but instead of annoying you, they provide compliments. "You look pretty." "Dinner was delicious." "Way to handle that difficult coworker, Chris. We hate her."