Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.

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I’m not saying women are smarter than men, but its kinda ironic that there’s so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders.


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Working at McDonald’s at 16 taught me I didn’t want to work at McDonald’s at 17.


The directions say take two of the One a Day vitamins and that’s why nothing makes sense in this world.


Him: Will you marry me?
Me: *sprays him in the face with silly string*


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WIFE: Are you dipping your fries in mashed potatoes?

ME: The Amazon is on fire, Helen. The old rules are dead.