@galiamango: Can't speak for all women but generally I'll just keep nagging until you agree with me, sometimes even after that. You know, for sport.
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@ambamthankyamam: I saved my husband's life insurance company 1 million dollars by switching to xanax.
@myqkaplan: "if you could dinner with any scientist, alive or dead, which one would it be?" "schrodinger"
@kibblesmith: Amazon is a $250 billion dollar company that reacts to you buying a vacuum by going THIS GUY LOVES BUYING VACUUMS HERE ARE SOME MORE VACUUMS
@Darlainky: I've never been introduced before entering a room unless you count "Shh, here she comes!"