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@ItsAndyRyan: Capt of Titanic: "Mayday! We are sinking"
Coastguard: "What happened?"
*Cthulhu makes throat-slit gesture with tentacle*
Capt: "Iceberg"

Capt of Titanic: “Mayday! We are sinking”
Coastguard: “What happened?”
*Cthulhu makes throat-slit gesture with tentacle*
Capt: “Iceberg”

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