[in the ambulance]
Paramedic: what’s your blood type?
Me: whatever. I’m not fussy
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“To do is to be” – Nietzsche.
“Do be do be do” – Sinatra.
“Beep beep beep” – R2D2.
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Judge: well in that case, I triple dog dare you 60 days in jail.
honey the ppl of atlantis lost an entire city & thats like 2000x bigger than a baby so idk if all this yellin is necessary
Schools should teach mandatory classes on when a phone conversation is done.
if you believe in the butterfly effect, then you know that people who react slowly to green lights are responsible for everything.
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*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!