@SortaBad: Celebrating Easter by looking like I've been dead in a cave for the last 3 days
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@1Happytwit: Whoever left me in charge of all this booze is going to have a lot to answer for tomorrow.
@JosesLovesYou: "O honey, it looks like you got your period last night. I guess well need to get new shee- wait! Wait one minute!" ~ Japanese flag designer
@hotdogsladies: Conjecture: At some point in 2013, our neighbors will get so high that they accidentally sell their own weed. For weed money. To buy weed.