Although no words have been spoken per se, I’m pretty sure the dude in the next stall just challenged me to a beat-boxing contest.
Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone.
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If it lasts 4 hours I’m not only callin a Dr, I’m callin everybody!!
I respect every moose for having two giant high-fives growing out of his head.
I HATE when people use song lyrics as their status! It makes. me wanna SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my arms up and SHOUT..Etc.
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Your sex life as a parent basically becomes “Fifty Shades of Pray Those Kids Stay Asleep.”
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