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@tanklesbian: college is weird bc you have to approach some profs like "dr. [redacted] i am begging on my knees for you to excuse my absence on this date like the pitiful worm i am" and others you can just email like "mary this piece of shit skunk won't get off my porch. i'm staying home"

college is weird bc you have to approach some profs like “dr. [redacted] i am begging on my knees for you to excuse my absence on this date like the pitiful worm i am” and others you can just email like “mary this piece of shit skunk won’t get off my porch. i’m staying home”

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