@ricsem: Computer dating is fine... if you are a computer.
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@simoncholland: Saw an old girlfriend at the grocery store today so I put one of those big bags of almonds in my cart to make her think I was rich.
@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: My teacher said this project needs adult supervision. Me: OK, what do you need me to do? 5-year-old: Go find Mom.
@NicestHippo: I was on my way to commit a heinous act of religiously motivated violence but then I saw a Coexist bumper sticker