@TheBeerGuy73
A reality show, where you spy on your suspected cheating significant other, called Baewatch.
@Bob_Janke
Congratulations a celebrity blocked you. You were so annoying that they noticed you through all the Twitter noise. You must be a real prize.
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@TheBeerGuy73
@msdanifernandez
My uber driver asked me how my day was so I opened the door and quietly rolled into the road.
@krisv_723
I need a bed that pops me out like a toaster.
@KKAlThani
*Knocks on door*
Hey open up. You didn’t reply to my last 43 texts & then you tweeted about a guy who keeps annoying you. You need help?
@djdarrellripley
Her: Your house has a lot of cool stuff in it… Who plays the piano?
Me: Pretty much anybody who is trying to get on somebody’s nerves.
@ElizaBayne
Shark Week is just another made up holiday to sell more sharks
@GaryJanetti
When I was in my twenties we didn’t have hipsters we had AIDS, which was almost as bad.
@Rollinintheseat
Who were the kings of disco?
A) Gees
B) Gees
C) Gees
D) Gees
@CorrectNames
Bagel Seeds
@LoveNLunchmeat
that awkward moment when a friend is complaining about their spouse, but you start to identify with the spouse