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@ThaJawn: *skips away in terror
@TheTweetOfGod: Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it.
@missekay: People that say a watched pot never boils clearly don't understand the second law of thermodynamics or are blind.
@TotesInapropro_: In my defense, your baby was crying before I dropped it.
@StarWarsProblms: Obi-wan: You look different.
Vader: You left me burning alive in lava with no arms and legs.
Obi-wan: I thought maybe you got a haircut.