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@EndhooS: Cop: Can I see some ID?

Me: No. But you can see this...
[Does that trick where you pretend to detach your thumb]

Rookie cop: I didn't sign up to fight no wizard sarge

Cop: Can I see some ID?

Me: No. But you can see this…
[Does that trick where you pretend to detach your thumb]

Rookie cop: I didn’t sign up to fight no wizard sarge

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