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@theshamingofjay: Cop: did you do it?
Me: no
Cop: you know it's truthful Tuesday right?
Me: it's actually Wednesday
Cop: damn it, who's your crush then

Cop: did you do it?
Me: no
Cop: you know it’s truthful Tuesday right?
Me: it’s actually Wednesday
Cop: damn it, who’s your crush then

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