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@Reverend_Scott: COP: Know why I stopped you?

"Drag racing?"

COP: Nope.

"Speeding?"

COP: Definitely not.

"Cuz I'm on a unicycle?"

COP: That's the one.

COP: Know why I stopped you?

“Drag racing?”

COP: Nope.

“Speeding?”

COP: Definitely not.

“Cuz I’m on a unicycle?”

COP: That’s the one.

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