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@dafloydsta: [creating squirrels]
GOD: How about a nice bushy tail?
ANGEL: Perfect.
GOD: Now give it some cocaine, lmao.
ANGEL: Wtf.

[creating squirrels]
GOD: How about a nice bushy tail?
ANGEL: Perfect.
GOD: Now give it some cocaine, lmao.
ANGEL: Wtf.

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