*cute person sends me a selfie* *tries 897285623895 times to take a cute selfie to send back to them*
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English gangsters be like “Listen here my darling little G this delightful nook of absolute heaven is our area of residence and there’s simply no place for someone who was clearly born out off wedlock, …do you comprehend me my G”
Maybe I’m the good kind of fat like an avocado.
My body is the result of thousands of pull ups.
Pull up to the donut shop
Pull up to the drive thru window
Pull up results for “nearest pizza buffet”
Men be like this is my all in one shampoo-conditioner-body wash-face soap-toothpaste-car wax
Pretty sure Dora goes on crazy adventures with a monkey because her mom is on Twitter.
I hope this free massage guy from craigslist is on time.
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
Best Friend: Best day of my life was the day I got married. Wbu?
Me: *Recalling when I got free Pizza from Pizza Hut* Yes My Wedding Day
her: there’s a spider in the bath
me: ok I’ll get him a little towel