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@captainkalvis: DATE: I think marriage is sooo beautiful

ME: [trying to impress her] well my wedding is tomorrow you should come

DATE: I think marriage is sooo beautiful 

ME: [trying to impress her] well my wedding is tomorrow you should come

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