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@ieatanddrink: Dating tip:
Girls like guys who takes control. Pick up a horse and ask "Where should I put this horse?" When she tells you, say no

Dating tip:
Girls like guys who takes control. Pick up a horse and ask “Where should I put this horse?” When she tells you, say no

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