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@MarfSalvador: [desert island]
me: look!
wife: what?
me: a boat!
wife: HEEEEEELP!

me: *writing* day 287, she's still afraid of boats

[desert island] me: look! wife: what? me: a boat! wife: HEEEEEELP! me: *writing* day 287, she’s still afraid of boats
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