If you watch The Blindside backwards, Sandra Bullock becomes so disappointed in her black son that she abandons him on the side of the road.
Detective: Where were you on the night-
Detective: Between the hour-
Detective: I wasn’t fini-
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Mother in law found me… On the twitter
This will be converted into a pineapple upside down cake blog for the next 72 hours.
I’m so sorry
My wife just apologised to me for the first time in years!!!
Her: I’m sorry but you’re wrong.
MOM: sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite 🙂
BEDBUG: arrgh I can’t bite him
OTHER BEDBUG: curses, he is sleeping too tightly
free space program idea: when you bring a spaceship back to earth land it on a huge seesaw and launch another ship off the other side
We have great news. We’re pregnant!
-Awesome! Do u know the sex yet?
Of course we know ‘the sex’. How do u think we got pregnant, silly?
I’d like to fill out a police report.
*describes myself to the sketch artist*
I’m bored I think I’ll go to the mall, find a really good parking spot and sit there with my reverse lights on.
Millions stunned and blindsided to learn Tim Allen had been on a network sitcom for like the last six years or something
Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn’t contain?