@jonnysun: did u kno that when a plane lands the first person to stand up gets to drive the plane for the next trip
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@phranqueigh: When I was younger, I'd sit in class and think "Ugh, when am I ever going to need to know this stuff in the REAL world??" But then I grew up and discovered that I actually do have to play hot cross buns on the recorder like almost every day.
@Prof_Hinkley: Me: it's annoying sitting so close to the office copier Dan from the next cubicle: it's annoying sitting so close to the office copier