@pickupIines: did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn
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@OnlinePenguin_: me: give that girl over there a drink on me. my usual bartender: ok [hands her a drink] her: *giving the glass of milk back to him* no
@murrman5: "I came downstairs for a zip of juice and noticed the tv was gone so I called you guys" [cop stops writing] did you say zip of juice?