Difference between GPT-4o and o1. đ
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ME: i trained this chicken to talk
HER: letâs see
ME: whatâs a male deer
CHICKEN: buck
ME: how much is 200 pennies
CHICKEN: buck buck
HER: this sucks
ME: it gets better
CHICKEN: it gets way better, Karen
Blinded by the light is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.
Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.
HER: Boxers or briefs?
ME: Depends
HER: Really? But you look so young.
Wendall feverishly works on a shirt made solely out of ramen
To understand the difference between Italians and Canadians all you need to know is two things. Italian sausage and Canadian baconâŚ
TSA Agent (looking at my ID): Is this you?
Me: I believe that is ultimately your decision to make sir.
My cat yells at me like sheâs my mother.
NO my kids arenât having candy for breakfast! What kind of mom do you think I am??
Weâre having leftover pizza.
You know what celebrity they should get for Dancing With the Stars? That plastic bag from American Beauty.
If a peanut butter cookie between two chocolate chip cookies is considered a sandwich, then I may have had a sandwich or two for lunch.
Doctor: Any cancer in the family?
Me: My mom is a Sagittarius, but Iâll have to check on everyone else.
Doc: âŚ
I trimmed all the bushes in the front yard to make my house look bigger.
Me: âIf I need another drink, do you prefer if I rattle my glass or snap my fingers?â
Her:
What in Willy Wonka Hillbilly Hell is this??
How old do I look?
9yo: 30
Aww, you deserve ice crea-
9yo: Just like grandma
-m but too bad youâre not getting any
Babe are you okay? Youâve only opened one of your Amazon packages
Iâve never been sucker punched but I have had someone pick up the land line when I was trying to connect to dial up, so same
I need a new toaster. Mine has two settings: WTF is it even on, and Viking funeral.
Your whole life changes when your older kid is finally old enough to babysit your younger kid.
astronomy is a growing field as the universe is expected to expand indefinitely
tad speechless. husband just woke me up from my football nap by holding a warm piece of pizza under my nose until the smell got me sniffing and twitching like a dog. âI canât believe that workedâ
Donât tell me what to do
[pearly gates]
Pete:
Me:
Pete:
Me: was it my browser history?
Pete: wAs It mY bRoWsEr HiStOrY
When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself âwhat would the hulk do?â
Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!
Watching Finding Dory & her parents call her âcupcake.â How do they know what that is?
This movie doesnât seem very realistic, you guys.
If I hadnât heard these words my entire life, ânooks and cranniesâ would sound like slurs
Toys âR Us pulled Breaking Bad figures because the characters sold drugs, but continue to sell Darth Vader ones, and he blew up a planet.
stranger: youâre gunna look stupid with all those tattoos when youâre 80
me: listen pal, everyone looks stupid when theyâre 80