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@HatfieldAnne: Dinner: I BIT THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH! IT WILL NEVER HEAL! NOTHING WILL EVER BE RIGHT AGAIN!
Next morning: Oh, OK.
@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: The surgery was a success and your husband should wake up in a few hours.
My wife: I thought you said this surgery didn't require for him to be unconscious?
Doctor: It didn't but he started talking and-
My wife: I understand.