@KatieBurnett: Do people who happily announce their pregnancy know they are going to be stuck with a baby afterwards?
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@aveuaskew: "You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying." *raises megaphone to lips* How so?
@Jerrypleasure: date: omg are you wearing a wig? me: yeah you got a problem with it? date: it's not supposed to go on your elbow.