@3sunzzz: Do you want to see a 4yo cry on their birthday? Give them a Slinky and wait about 7 minutes.
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@WheelTod: A key difference between keeping a cat & chimp as a pet, is a cat will eat your face off when you die. But chimps lack that kind of patience
@LorieGZ: If you cancel your Twitter account it's called Twittercide. If you cancel your Facebook account it's just called Smart.
@HenpeckedHal: That's it. I'm printing my mom a hard copy of Urban Dictionary for Christmas this year.
@FunnyTunes: There are few situations in life which have to be resolved with violence for example- Mosquito on your ex's cheek.