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@mortimermaiden: Doctor: I'm sorry, I did everything I could.
Grieving Family: We just can't believe you wasted your time getting a PhD in Philosophy.

Doctor: I’m sorry, I did everything I could.
Grieving Family: We just can’t believe you wasted your time getting a PhD in Philosophy.

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