@Not_From_Troy: Doctor! Is it normal to have one leg longer than the other two?
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@funnyfries: I just met a woman who told me she had "trouble keeping weight on" in times of stress. I ate her.
@juneohara65: "And to my heirs, I will leave all this...." *gestures toward 146 half-full nail polishes, all roughly the same color
@Jake_Vig: "You see those footprints? It looks like our killer had feet." - If you want to know why I was fired as a writer on CSI.
@TinaMav: Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper "You can see me?"..