@heatherjs: Does your wife know you're single?
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@Reverend_Scott: Angel: how will humans start out? God: small and helpless Angel: how will they end up? God: big and helpless Angel: in between? God: totally clueless Angel: what is your deal man?
@prufrockluvsong: genie: and for your third wish? me: that you fall in love with me [later] me: hey babe, our anniversary's coming up and here's my wish list
@catstronomical: Me:Come in. It's not like I'm a serial killer. Him:*laughs nervously* Me: *laughing* u have to murder more than 2 ppl for it to be serial