@just1fool: Don't ever talk to me in an elevator. It will just be uncomfortable. I don't want to be put in that position. With my hand over your mouth.
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@KeetPotato: henry VIII found four more women to marry him after he cut his wife's head off and i can't get a txt back
@AristotlesNZ: The obvious way to smuggle drugs past a drug sniffing dog would be to hide it in another dog's ass.
@PlainTravis: Priest 1: Why is Matt Damon chained to that treadmill? Priest 2: You said we needed to exercise the Dam- Priest 1: DEMONS!! I said demons!
@uncle_fescue: Seriously how much of Krypton fell to earth and how do bad guys keep finding it? You're Superman, handle your shit. This ain't a game, dawg.