Yes, dust for fingerprints is exactly what I meant when I asked you to dust the living room, Sherlock Holmes.
“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is the worst advice ever.
That’s literally where title is. And the description. All the information about the book besides the actual story is ON THE COVER.
You Might Also Like
Jesus (to Judas): so your facebook status said you were anxious? Anything u wanted to say
Judas (sweating): no not really
WAITER: Would you like a booth or a table?
TERMITE: [handing back menu] The table sounds delicious, thanks
BRAIN: You awake?
ME: I am now!
B: I was wondering..
B: Did the inventor of the elasticated waistband get the Nobelt Prize?
google glass is going to revolutionize the way america walks into oncoming traffic
Are you turned on?
Switch I might be!
My neighbor’s dog is so popular that every time he barks, the neighborhood dogs RT him.
My 6YO daughter: Mom had three cocks today.
(I had three cokes and she needs to work on her reading)
My wife sent me an image of herself which really enticed me into coming home from work early.
It was a picture of her at the airport.
[watching This Is Us]
*leaning over to partner*
Me: That is them.