@envydatropic: Don't stand in the rain if you're stuck in a shit storm
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@TheBoydP: Who's the idiot that made the rule that the nicest restaurants must give you the smallest portions?
@canazn_73: Apparently the unbuttoning of a shirt and letting your hair down for a cop only works for women.
@HeatherLuvsYou: I always check my smoke alarms to make sure they're working. I call it "cooking"