What if those pandas mated naturally for the first time because they’re turned on by mounting human death tolls
DON’T STOP BELIEVING!
…..but feel free to be somewhat skeptical from time-to-time
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[WOLF DAD] Well son, the moon is made of cheese and that’s rad as hell
I’ve been ill with night terrors, nausea, dizziness, hunger pains, cry fits, and a stutter. According to Web MD, I have a date tonight.
astronomy is a growing field as the universe is expected to expand indefinitely
This dude is using a pay phone , I guess someone got kidnapped
My kids are at an age now where they are beginning to understand embarrassment.
This is my time to shine.
:S :C :H :O :O :L – You can’t find happy faces.
I hope when the Incredible Hulk and Kool-Aid Man retire they’ll open up a small demolition business together.
we call em houseplants like thats where they belong but its just where we put em thats like if u threw me in the sewer & called me sewer boy
[turns up radio in the car]
Me: I love this song. I want us to conceive our first child to it
Hitchhiker: dude just drop me off here