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@ThisOneSayz: (Don't) touch!
(Don't) scream!
(Don't) run!
(Don't) fight!
(Don't) pee here!
(Don't) put that in your mouth!

~ Toddler selective hearing

(Don’t) touch!
(Don’t) scream!
(Don’t) run! 
(Don’t) fight!
(Don’t) pee here!
(Don’t) put that in your mouth! 

~ Toddler selective hearing

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