@krishna_van: Don’t you hate when the whole bus is empty, but some guy sits right next to you? I know you do. That’s why I do it.
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@goldengateblond: Kids today don't know what hardship is. When I was younger I sometimes had to wait ALL DAY for MTV to play my favorite video.
@HLFHM: How to get rid of a ghost: -Toss balloons full of holy water at it -Get clingy with it (ie: "where the fuck were you last night I waited up and made us alfredo, how dare you!" Sob hysterically) -Tell it about how you get to be your own boss as an essential oils distributor