@pondermymaker: Drove over 3 curbs today (personal best).
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@AintNoFamily: I can't wait to stick my descriptive adjective all up in your noun until you verb all over my face.
@meganamram: If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends
@iAmDelFreaky: *breathing becomes rapid and pulse starts racing* I...I've never felt...SO ALIVE! *holds up 11th nugget from 10 piece box, for all to see*