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@LMHPhotog: Duckling means "little duck".
As a result, I no longer eat dumplings.
@KaliciaBo: "You are cute like a dog, Momma!"
My daughter is very sweet but we must work on her ability to compliment.
@lcwf70: You said imagine my life without you...
So I closed my eyes & am on a beach with a man who knows how to change a toilet paper roll.
@NewDadNotes: God: 100% you are a mammal.
God: but also you lay eggs and are totally poisonous.
God: look man, one of the Angels said it couldn’t be done.
Angel: I said it shouldn’t be done!
@LuvPug: My cat just showed it's holiday spirit by pooping tinsel.
@StephenBCramer: All my passwords are protected by amnesia.