@ElleOhHell: "Dumb as a bag of hammers" is kind of a stupid comparison because it's actually quite a clever way to carry several hammers at once.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@BraandoCommando: [at a party] Friend: let’s play this game that most of us know Me: idk how to play, can 7 of you yell the different rules at me all at once?
@djdarrellripley: Him: Can you pay? I left my wallet in my other pants. Me: You have other pants and you wore those?
@dave_cactus: ME: *seductively removes her G-string* HER: Could you please just hurry up and finish restringing my guitar?
@VodkaThursday: Just sang & made up multiple lyrics w/ actions to "If you're happy & u know it" for thirty minutes... In case u need help writing that novel